your ass, it draws me in like a bermuda highway

fing fang foom.

tim anderson is a liar.  the microphones are NOT playing at beachland this week.  my hopes were as high as the chrysler building.  that bastard.

"Ya big fella! Godzuki reminds me of a booger. Goodbye!"

sked for fall 2006 a.k.a. I FINALLY PICKED OUT CLASSES:

applied quantitative reasoning I (z scores, need i say more)

urban development process/market analysis (OH GREAT, ANOTHER ECON COURSE that requires me to stretch my brain as thin as possible thinking about delivery gradients and bid-rent curves)

systems and processes of policy development (cross list that shit with public administration a.k.a. terifically boring cockamamey about ben franklin and some french guy that thought americans were good at forming organizations)

also, i'm applying for a job at City Year and for the Ph.D. in Urban Studies and Public Affairs program at CSU for Fall 2007 (christ i might as well it's only 2-3 years more or something)

"what's the point of having a man with a juicy butt if you can't dig your fingernails into it"-my coworker, joann, on the starbucks nail length policy

 

the scared look of someone who might have to get their gallbladder removed.  but if i do, i promise i'll save it in a jar and give it a name.

andrew, spell it: J-E-L-E-N-A B-E-H-R-E-N-D and if you don't get me that ring for my birthday....

hm, i dunno if i'm gonna keep this thing up anymore (not like i have been doing a great job of updating as of late), but there are a few things i CAN say for certainty:

1.) i'm going to have a delicious time in key west next month

2.) so i might not have a gallbladder soon (OKAY, OKAY, that's not certainty, but i have to maintain some level of intrigue)

3.) jon and jamie's wedding was fun- on medicine that makes you drowssssyyyyyyyy when you drink (i promise i will be updating with pictures AS SOON as i get my camera back from andrew).  i also paid WAY too much on the dollar dance with jon and the fact that andrew caught the garter was amusing (but not the part where HE FUCKING SNIFFED IT LIKE A PERV)

4.) speaking of andrew, he's awesome. we're splendid and in love, don't be jel.

5.) definitely going to pitchfork music fest and i may OR MAY NOT want to see the mountain goats.  unless they play the song about the seal killing you if he had half a chance and a firearm's license

6.) the guillemots aren't as bad as pitchfork thinks although they do lose points for being "contemporary grind" worthy.

7.) i'm hella pissed that the writing/producing team for gilmore girls ARE NOT SIGNED ON FOR THE 7TH SEASON.

8).  FOR THE LAST TIME, YOU BEER SWILLING BROADS (of an unnamed ashland newspaper), MY NAME IS LINDSEY.  ha just kidding, but for real though.

9.) leggings are okay, but to be used sparingly

10.) apple scruffs, apple scruuuuuuuuffs, how i love you, HOW I LOOOOOOOOOOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUUU (next time you see me, ask me to sing my rendition of george harrison's "apple scruffs")

11.) the french martinis at the "manhattan room" in mansfield are scrump. in addition to having about a bottle of alcohol in one sip